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fmylife:

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, “Do you got your bag?” And she said, “No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I’m a big girl.” I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

Kids say the darn’dest things.

Top four things to come out of my cousins mouth:

1.  “Is that Christmas beer?”
-My four year old cousin referring to my Coke that had a picture of Santa on it.

2.  My Four Year Old Cousin: “I’m a vegetarian. Are you a Vegetarian Jason?”
Me: “No I’m not.”
My Four Year Old Cousin: “Does that beer have meat in it?” once again pointing at my coke.

3.  My Four Year Old Cousin after drawing a picture of a person on the ground: “Lets call him King Penis.”

4.  Vomit

Word

I try to use aberrant words whenever possible, in order to expand my vocabulary.  My biggest contention with this is that I often times misuse the words… horribly.  Like in my second most recent post.  wooooo

Everything comes down to poo.

My family bought a new brand of toilet paper.  If downy quilted were to have a baby with the toilet paper in Barnes and Noble, it would be the brand of toilet paper that we now use.  I used to use only one sheet per-wipe, but my current toiletpaper hasn’t substantiated enough to warrant that kind of trust.