May 2009
1 post
fmylife:
Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, “Do you got your bag?” And she said, “No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I’m a big girl.” I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML
She’s probably in the honors program of a community college. It’s like being the...
March 2009
12 posts
WatchTesting for a movie I’m making… about my thumb.
Kids say the darn'dest things.
Top four things to come out of my cousins mouth: 1. “Is that Christmas beer?” -My four year old cousin referring to my Coke that had a picture of Santa on it. 2. My Four Year Old Cousin: “I’m a vegetarian. Are you a Vegetarian Jason?” Me: “No I’m not.” My Four Year Old Cousin: “Does that beer have meat in it?” once again pointing...
WatchMy sister’s video.
Word
I try to use aberrant words whenever possible, in order to expand my vocabulary. My biggest contention with this is that I often times misuse the words… horribly. Like in my second most recent post. wooooo
Everything comes down to poo.
My family bought a new brand of toilet paper. If downy quilted were to have a baby with the toilet paper in Barnes and Noble, it would be the brand of toilet paper that we now use. I used to use only one sheet per-wipe, but my current toiletpaper hasn’t substantiated enough to warrant that kind of trust.
Nobama
Mr. President has BYU beating A&M in his NCAA March Madness bracket. I hope he knows more about economics than he does about college basketball. …BYpoo
Dental Hygiene is WHERE IT'S AT
Things I like to do after brushing my teeth: 1. Eating Grapes 2. Flossing 3. Using Mouthwash 4. Drinking lots of water.
