March 24, 2009

Kids say the darn’dest things.

Top four things to come out of my cousins mouth:

1.  “Is that Christmas beer?”
-My four year old cousin referring to my Coke that had a picture of Santa on it.

2.  My Four Year Old Cousin: “I’m a vegetarian. Are you a Vegetarian Jason?”
Me: “No I’m not.”
My Four Year Old Cousin: “Does that beer have meat in it?” once again pointing at my coke.

3.  My Four Year Old Cousin after drawing a picture of a person on the ground: “Lets call him King Penis.”

4.  Vomit

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