Kids say the darn’dest things.
Top four things to come out of my cousins mouth:
1. “Is that Christmas beer?”
-My four year old cousin referring to my Coke that had a picture of Santa on it.
2. My Four Year Old Cousin: “I’m a vegetarian. Are you a Vegetarian Jason?”
Me: “No I’m not.”
My Four Year Old Cousin: “Does that beer have meat in it?” once again pointing at my coke.
3. My Four Year Old Cousin after drawing a picture of a person on the ground: “Lets call him King Penis.”
4. Vomit